"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
This is what @shep689 looks like post-Chicken Nugget Challenge…
Why would he subject himself to that many nuggets!!
who fucking knows
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING