Where there's a Will, there's a way.

are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
pan/bi/poly people: ish?
are you straight?
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
pan/bi/poly people: ish?

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

"I love cats they’re so much better than dogs."

"I love cats they’re so much better than dogs."

justlearningasigo:

rj4gui4r:

This is what @shep689 looks like post-Chicken Nugget Challenge…

Why would he subject himself to that many nuggets!!

who fucking knows

justlearningasigo:

rj4gui4r:

This is what @shep689 looks like post-Chicken Nugget Challenge…

Why would he subject himself to that many nuggets!!

who fucking knows

beautypeen:

asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING